WTF? Did it just get dark in here or do I have a tumor?
All-righty then.. while we're here...
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk, leans down to pick it up, opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" The first blonde hands the second the compact, who looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde gets really angry, opens her purse and takes out the gun, but as she does, she's overcome with grief...
takes the gun and puts it to her own head...
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." So a friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh,that's easy; W!"
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"