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*The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
*Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
*If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
*To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
*Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates 1981
*SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
*A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
*A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
*To go forward, you must backup.
*A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
*Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.
*Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
*The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
*Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.
*The term reboot comes from the BC ages. (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.
