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A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the darkness comes a voice,
"I can see you, and so can Jesus".

The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. After ten minutes, nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the darkness comes the voice,
"I can see you, and so can Jesus".
The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle. After thirty minutes, he decides to do something. He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him sits a cockatoo in a cage, who says,
"I can see you, and so can Jesus".

Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs,
"It's just a cocky".
The cocky looks at the burglar and says,
"I might be just a cocky but Jesus is one large German Shepherd".
it's cheap humor..
saddle up amigo