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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
  8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

  FREE PUPPIES:
  1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

  FREE PUPPIES..
  Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
  Father, Super Dog..
.able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

  FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
  Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
  Better be a big reward.

  COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
  Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
  California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
  Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
  Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
  Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
  45 volumes. Excellent condition.
  $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
  Got married last month.
  Wife knows everything
it's cheap humor..
saddle up amigo