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Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the "all you can eat buffet", they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma's so fat when she looks at the restaraunt's menu she says, "Okay!"
Yo momma's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo momma's so fat when she walks around in Texas with high heels, she strikes oil!
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