A farmer who'd been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
“I understand you re claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company.
“Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer, nodding his head.
“You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I’ve never felt better inn my life.' Is that the case?”
“Yeah, but” stammered the farmer.
“A simple yes or not will suffice,” counsel interrupted quickly. “Your witness."
The farmer’s counsel approaced and asked, “Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health,”
“Certainly,” replied the farmer. “After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him, and shoots him dead too! Then he come straight over to me and asked me how was I feeling?"
“Now what the heck would you have told him?”