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"Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman." ~ Maryon Pearson
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ~ Sacha Guitry
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." ~ Duane Dewel
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein
"Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette
"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." ~ Molly McGee
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