A stranger walks into a crowded bar and asks the bartender if he can show him something unbelievable, can he get a free beer? The bartender says alright. So the man puts a squirrel and two frogs on the bar and all of a sudden the two frogs jump up and start singing a Broadway medley.
Esctatic, a man at the end of the bar exclaims, "That's amazing! I'll give you $1,000 for the frogs." The stranger agrees and the excited guy grabs the frogs and takes off.
After bringing the free beer the bartender says to him, "You could have gotten more for those frogs."
The stranger said, "Frogs are easy to come by..
the squirrel's a ventriloquist."