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A husband and wife had a cold war for few days. However, to minimise the trouble, the husband asked the wife to go for a long drive along the country side. Music was on but a complete silence was prevailing in the car. The husband was driving, and the wife was looking outside with an indifferent stare. Coming into a valley the husband noticed the wife was looking towards some cows grazing in the green field. He took the opportunity to make the situation lighter and asked the wife, "Relative of yours?"
The wife, breaking the silence instantly replied, "Yes, by marriage."
saddle up amigo
cheap humor..
Patrice O'Neal