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Article of the Day
Article of the Day
provided by The Free Dictionary
This Day in History
This Day in History
provided by The Free Dictionary
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE
Beer: Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Blender Drinks: Personality Flaky, whiny, annoying; danger..
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Mixed Drinks: Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......
Wine: (except White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
White Zinfandel: Personality: Considers herself classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.. this should be an easy target
Shots: Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: You have been blessed grasshopper, easiest hit in the joint, nothing to do but wait..
However, careful not to make her mad.
Tequila: No explanations required - hang on Buckaroo- everyone KNOWS what's about to happen here.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid...
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image.. to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything..
but getting laid.
Tequila: Thinks he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
