knowmsayin? just tryin' to do a few buckaroos a solid.. so if yer lower lip starts stickin' out after navigatin' the guvments labyrinth of regulatory agencies, or your marathon ran so long ya mixed up c'mere from sick'em, don't hyperventilate, oblidge your own bad self esse' and meander through a few of these privey visit timed pages on yer left 'til the heavens start to open up and yahtzee, roll outta here sportin' a big, phat, nuanced smile on a new happy trail..
I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect. ~Doug Sanders, professional golfer
Last year we couldn’t win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn’t think of anyplace else to play. ~Harry Neale, professional hockey coach
I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad you’re having trouble. ~Tommy LaSorda, LA Dodgers manager
When they operated, I told them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did – but it was Mrs. Koufax’s. ~Tommy John N.Y. Yankees recalling his 1974 arm surgery
I don’t know. I only played there for nine years. ~Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles
We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost. ~John Breen, Houston Oilers
The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday. ~Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach
I have discovered, in twenty years of moving around the ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. ~Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner
Because if it didn’t work out, I didn’t want to blow the whole day. ~Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon.
I have a lifetime contract. That means I can’t be fired during the third quarter if we’re ahead and moving the ball. ~Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach
I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday. ~Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game