Did you know?

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

*A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (the short bus diet)

*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... can you imagine?)

*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What's so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

*Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (geez Simba, talk to a pig)

*Butterflies taste with their feet. (okie dokie)

*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

*Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people. (are cockroachs right handed?)

*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

*A cat's urine glows under a black light. (ahh.. the sixties)

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

*Starfish have no brains.. (I know some people like that too.)

*Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live longer)

*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)