How to tell where the driver is from...
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA
Both hands in air gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
One hand on wheel,one hand holding beer, one boot on the accelerator, one boot on the dash while napping under cowboy hat:
TEXAS
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, peanut shells & empty cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
ARKANSAS
Two hands gripping wheel, with top of blue hair head barely visible, driving 35 in the Interstate left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
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