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A priest and a young nun were lost in a terrible snowstorm and came upon a small cabin. Exhausted and chilled to the bone they entered. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag."
After he was zipped into the bag and about to fall asleep the nun said, "Father I'm cold." Grumbling under his breath, the priest unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket, put it over her and returned to the sleeping bag.
A few minutes later .. "Father, I'm cold."
Again he unzips the bag, gets up and puts another blanket on her.
Just as he shut his eyes she says, "Father, I'm sooo cold." This time he remained there and said, "Sister, I have a great idea, we're out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happens, let's just pretend we're married."
The nun smiled and said, in a warm, come-hither voice, "That's just fine by me."
To which the priest yelled, "Get up and get your own blanket!!!"
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