Today's lesson, "irony"..
*The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and Food Stamps ever this year to 46 million people.
*Mean while, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept of Interior, asks us "Please do not feed the animals". Their stated reason for this policy is because.. "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves".
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