Angelina and Giuseppi are standing before the judge in divorce court.

Angelina says:

"Your honor, we benna marry 25 years, ana he always picka he'sa nose, ana when we maka love he's a nevera letsa me on top.

I just canna taka dis anymore."

The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi.

"Giuseppi, isa dis true? 

You always a picka you nose, and you never let Angelina on top?

What you gotta say fora youself?"

Giuseppi says,

"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lota, and yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom.

Itsa all go'sa back to when Ima younga boy. My Poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say.

My Poppa one day he say,

'Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:

Number one, you always keepa you nose aclean.

Ana number two, never screw up.' "