3 Women:  One engaged, One married and One a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to AMAZE their men...They decided that the next night all 3 will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes..
After a few days they meet again....
The engaged girlfriend said:  "The other night when my boyfriend came home, he found me with the leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,  "You are the woman of my life, I love you"
...then we made love all night long.
The mistress said:  AH! me too, The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, a mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say anything, but we had wild sex all night..
The married one said, the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready,  leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes...
My husband comes in from work and opens the door and says..

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