An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm for several years.
He dammed up a large pond in the back, fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and designed for swimming depths when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go to the pond and look it over since he hadn't been there for a while, so he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He cleared his throat and made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man shook his head and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you run out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he smiled and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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