*A womans brain cell went into a mans head. the brain cell looked around and the room was empty.
"Where is everyone?" she asked. "Down here," a voice replied.

*What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.

*A man found a Magic Lamp. The genie asks what he wishes for. The man asks to be irresistible to women,
So the genie turned him into a box of chocolates.

*Why do men want to marry virgins?
Because men can't stand criticism.

*Men are only on this earth because vibrators can't buy you drinks.

*How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
Name the mail folder "Instructions".

*Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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