We're Off to See the Wizard..
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the
Great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!"
said the Wizard.
"Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward and said:
"I think I need a heart."
"Done!"
said the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Dubya and said:
"I'm told by the American people
I need a brain."
"Yes, I see!"
said the Wizard.
"Not a problem.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks;
"Well?
What do you want?"
"Is Dorothy here?"
