Redneck Diction Reference

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. (See Texas Alumni)

Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.

Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.

Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

JU-HERE - a question.

Usage: "Juhere 'bout Elvis bein' at the Falcon game?"

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense.

VIEW - contraction: verb & pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States.

Usage: "My fellow Markins..."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.

Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Redneck words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"