Roll-Over
McGreevey Reaction
After yesterday's shocking announcement, Republicans were quick to note the similarities connecting Governor McGreevey to John Kerry. Jim McGreevey has married two women just to cover the fact that he's gay, and John Kerry has married two women just to cover the fact that he's not a good fundraiser.
Edwards Speech
Last night Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards promised to get all Americans a chance at higher education... which could only mean he plans on suing every college in the country.
Edwards Anniversary
As they do every year, Mr. and Mrs. John Edwards celebrated their wedding anniversary at Wendy's this week. It's not because they can't afford better; it's just that they wanted to recruit a few more plaintiffs for a big obesity lawsuit.
Kerry Picks Edwards
John Kerry has chosen fellow Senator John Edwards as his running mate, and it was a very difficult choice. That's because when he heard Edwards would help get him votes and had a personal fortune of more than $50 million, Kerry couldn't decide whether to put him on the ticket or marry him.
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