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The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Cat Laws
Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
•Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
•Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
•Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
•If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
•Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
•Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
•Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
•When eating, think nothing of sending back your meal 5 or 10 times.
•When in doubt, cop an attitude
