Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Greenberg
"The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did cos your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know Agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids.
I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview."
Meet The Fockers
"Look, Jack I'm not going to make any excuses. Little Jack would not stop crying so gave him some hugs and I let him watch TV. I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, and when I came back, he let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. OK?"
Happy Gilmore
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, Grandma."
Night at the Museum
"Civil war dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sake. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery is bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get The Allman Brothers and Nascar. So just chill!"
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I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener. ~Ben Stiller
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