Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator.
Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas
Yo momma so fat you lube the door frame & hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat they installed speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
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